Friday, December 5, 2008

Definition of Private Time

There are people in this world that do not know the meaning of 'private time'. Most normal people get it that there are certain times, and places, that private time should commence. The bathroom, in my opinions, is one of those places.

Case in point - I entered the small 4 stall bathroom on the third floor of the union, fully planning on emptying my bladder who had held far too much liquid for far too long. I heard someone talking - yes, talking - to what seemed like no one.

This woman was talking on her cell phone while using the bathroom. This once sacred place of number one and twos is no longer a safe place to do your business. No, now, everyone has the opportunity for the world to hear your bodily functions while getting in a good conversation with a friend. Seriously, talking on your cell phone while driving, sitting in a restaurant, and while shopping isn't enough? You really have to let it cut into your bathroom time, which, on average, takes about 3-10 minutes? What's next, phone calls during sex?

Ugh, be smart, people! Phone calls in the bathroom make me feel uncomfortable. Ew!

1 comment:

The Baltera Family said...

I think this happens more often than not in the 3rd floor bathroom.